What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 16.06.2025 14:22

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Octopussy
-”Ah so!”
Have you ever gone to a porn theater with your wife?
-”She is very sexyful!”
Moonraker
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-J W Pepper
What made you feel satisfied about your life today?
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
From Russia With Love
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Goldfinger
-Bond slapping Tracy.
A View to a Kill
How could Trump, with his deplorable garbage supporters, manage to win an election?
-All the bad guys are black.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Dr No
Live and Let Die
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
You Only Live Twice
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.